25 things you may not know (about me, anyway)
1. i have two baby teeth that have not fallen out
2. when i wear sandals, my toenails are fake
3. i don’t like the smell of baby powder
4. i don’t use bar soap
5. a wart grew on my elbow and then it grew a horn
6. from the day i was born, i slept soundly during the day and was cheerily awake at night—until my mother turned the head of my crib to the north
7. i converted to Judaism in 2000
8. i have three sisters - 9 years, 13 years, and 14 years older than me
9. i was afraid of reading and started late
10. i think Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is the finest TV ever made; Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the second finest
11. because i knew nothing about Catholicism, i called the Communion wafers “crackers” at the 100th anniversary celebration of the Archdiocese of Chicago
12. i am tired of sushi (after eating it for 23 years), but i only had dim sum for the first time in 2006
13. i had a root canal when i was nine years old
14. i can fit almost my entire fist into my mouth
15. i am in love with someone whom i make unhappy and who does not wish to be with me
16. i have a scar on my right forearm that looks like a centipede; it will be 29 years old this March
17. i have not changed the oil in my car in over two years
18. i made meatloaf for the first time two weeks ago
19. i have never had measles, mumps, or chicken pox; have not had my tonsils, my appendix, or my wisdom teeth taken out
20. before moving to California, i lived in Texas, Maine, Vermont, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Illinois
21. until well into my twenties, i had the idea that all dams—including the Hoover—were made by animals of some sort
22. my middle name is Ann
23. i never saw any part of Everyone Loves Raymond that I could stand
24. i failed geometry three times
25. i love Noah
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