I’m a big fan of the Onion. In fact I get most of my news from it. And then when I found this, I was overjoyed!
You know how the print version of the Onion has those story headlines that don’t refer you anywhere? Like: ‘Chinese woman gives birth to octuplets, Gov’t Insists she Choose’
I hope we can talk about the Onion sometime, and other similar interests,
[male user x]
— via (my) Onion Personals. Thrilling.