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Me: (goes out at 9pm to close the chicken coop)
Chickens: (observe me sourly)
Me: Nine o'clock, chickens. Time you were in your chicken house so I can close the door.
Chickens: FUCK YOU IMPERIALIST OPPRESSOR!
Me: ...
Chickens: FUCK YOU AND YOUR BOURGEOIS "GO TO BED"! WE WILL NEVER GO TO BED! WE ARE CHICKENS OF THE REVOLUTION! WE SPIT ON YOUR REPRESSIVE CURFEW!
Me: ...you know, this is a lot like raising my daughter.
Daughter: FUCK YOU IMPERIALIST OPPRESSOR
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