“what’s left. guard hairs and undercoat in the dryer’s lint trap. tufts floating about the patio from her last brushing, just before she went to the vet for the last time. radiographs on CD-ROM of lungs, a miliary pattern, bronchioles and alveoli: trees covered with snow, covered with ash. empty collar. leash to nowhere. plush toys: mallard, wolfie, habersham. shredded fronds dropped by palms. hole dug in the dirt in the side yard with one half-buried tennis ball the color of dirt that we missed when we collected her things to put away. expectations of a welcome coming home, poke for a biscuit, a walk, her presence, her constancy. afterimages: silhouette of one ear up, one ear crooked, pointy head looking out the window at the sounds of rustling on the hill at night. clicks and creaks like toenails, paws on the hardwood, her peering around the corner any minute.” —scout: february 1998 - september 2008 - Maidel
Hide Obnoxious Youtube Comments
Just what I always wanted. A way to hide those idiotic, stupid, racist, ignorant comments on youtube.
It is a firefox extension which hides the following if you choose so:
Find it here.
- More than # spelling mistakes: The number of mistakes is customizable, and the extension uses Firefox’s built-in spell checker.
- All capital letters
- No capital letters
- Doesn’t start with a capital letter
- Excessive punctuation (!!!! ????)
- Excessive capitalization